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November 2nd, 2007

Documentary | Running Time: 108min | Director: Ulrike Koch | Available on DVD

Sweeping landscapes and picturesque mountains serve as the backdrop to a story of an ancient culture consumed by modern innovation. The film follows 5 men, the Saltmen of tibet, as they execute an annual journey to Lake Tsenso to collect salt so they may buy barley for the coming year. Fair warning: this documentary is not for everyone. It is extremely slow-paced and the average person will likely turn it off after the first 10 minutes. But if you’re reading this you’re probably not the average type of person.

It is after the first 10 minutes that shades and tones emerge. The roles of men and women in the larger Saltmen community are well defined and similar to what westerners would expect; the men do a lot of the physical labor and the women keep hearth and home. However, it is only the men who are allowed to journey to Lake Tsenso to collect salt. Once on the trail, the men reform a new social structure, with a “father,” a “mother,” “animal master” and “novice.” The men have even developed a segregated “Saltman language” that the women are not allowed to know or speak. The documentary, for its slow pacing fells more like an anthropological study of cultures and social structures. If there was a companion novel that would go with the film it would certainly be Durkheim’s The Elementary Forms of the Religious Life or Weber’s The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism. And if you know these books I’m talking about, then you probably the right kind of person for this movie. From an anthropological standpoint, this is a fascinating exploration into foreign cultures and rituals.

The power of The Saltmen of Tibet comes from the deeply religious nature of the saltmen communities. We experience both the Buddhist rituals and the mythological histories of their beloved Tibet. The trip on foot and horseback to collect salt is also a religious journey to which the Saltmen sacrifice to be rewarded by the gods. How they have conducted their lives is reflected in the bounty the lake provides them; if they have lived a virtuous life, then the god of the lake will reward them. It may be selling the film short to say that if you get past the first 10 minutes that the rest of the movie is worthwhile. The first 10 minutes help readjust you away from the fast-cut, high-velocity entertainment we have here and transports you to a place of sincerity and reflection. The journey can be jarring, for sure and unfortunately a journey the average person is unwilling to make.

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Movie

October 16th, 2007

Sometimes the real message behind a film can be quite literal and that message can be different from the message of the film itself.

Jim Munroe wrote the episodic Infest Wisely, also directing one of its seven segments. Most of the vignettes work isolated, but together they form a whole that is greater than the sum of its parts.

The first segment follows a computer hacker so paranoid he doesn’t use the internet. Initially we think the story takes place now, but as this segment progresses, we realize it’s a few years in the future. The episode has two characters and the vibe is incredibly similar to Waking Life, a film I enjoyed greatly. There is a bit of philosophizing over tech, and the groundwork is laid for each successive part, each taking place a bit further in the future.

There’s the security consultant assaulted in a men’s room. A voice over artist takes a strange and amazing bonus for her work. A college professor and his teaching assistant meet someone marketing an amazing new breakthrough. A clinic is shut down when cancer is eradicated, leaving its employees to other persuits. An artist is hired to work security for his friend’s studio. Everything comes to a head in the last segment when an artifact is sought by opposing factions.

This film will definitely appeal to people who, like me, spend way too much time philosophizing over technology. Much like the first Matrix film, it leaves you wanting to see more of the world these people inhabit.

That isn’t to say the film doesn’t have its faults. The literal message conveyed by Infest Wisely is that you, too, can make a film. Munroe worked with a group in Canada to put this film together on a shoestring budget, and it shows. While the movie is shot interestingly, the source material is really rough. Much more rough than high profile DV release 28 Days Later. It isn’t Blair Witch bad, but it can be a bit much at times.

This lack of budget also leaves the ending falling a little flat. I don’t really know if that’s as much of a downside as it could be, though, as it makes the film feel much more lifelike than if there were huge Hollywood-style explosions.

In the end, the pro’s outweigh the con’s by a significant margin. Even better, instead of sitting here being judgemental, I can remake the film if I so desired, as it is a Creative Commons project, allowing some use of itself to the public domain. Best of all, you can watch the film right now, downloading via Bit Torrent from infestwisely.com. That’s right, it’s free and legal. Munroe just wants you to watch and think.

That isn’t too much to ask, I don’t think.

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Songs

September 18th, 2007

In less than 10 days I will be headed off and will be out of pocket for two years. One of the myriad thoughts that passes through the mind when faced with something like that is simply, “How the heck am I going to find out what music I am missing and how do I keep that from happening?”

With that in mind, I have compiled a list of five songs from the summer of 2007 I feel are worth giving a listen if you’ve been overseas and missed the season’s sonic goodness.

1. Spoon – The Underdog
In a year where the classic cartoon was mined for a terrible movie, it’s nice to know something named Underdog didn’t suck this summer. From the album Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga, Spoon’s The Underdog features tight lyrics, hand claps and blaring trumpets set the tone for my summer: the appearance of light and airiness with plenty of things going on beneath the surface.

2. Modest Mouse – Missed the Boat
Modest Mouse is always pretty pensive and the moody tone of this song summed up my feelings as this summer fades into fall.

3. The Starting Line – Island
I always liked The Starting Line. When I heard this single, I was both happy they were back and relieved they were getting airplay again. Thematically, who doesn’t enjoy a song about just getting away and starting over? Songs like this allow us to vicariously do the things life usually doesn’t allow.

4. Moonrats – FLM
Until I graduated from high school in 1994, I listened pretty much exclusively to country music. This summer, Sirius DJ Demos introduced me to alternative rock pioneers Archers of Loaf. I mention them because this song from LA’s Moonrats reminds me of them. It has the same raw vibe, the same “new” feeling which is saying something for a song recorded long after Archers broke up.

5. Brad Paisley – Online
I don’t listen to much country music anymore. It isn’t the same kind of music I grew up with save for a few exceptions. One of those exceptions is Brad Paisley. With Online, Paisley infuses a country song with a timeliness usually reserved for rock acts. He submits his critique of internet culture with a knowing wink and a great video.

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American

September 18th, 2007

The trend to make video games more like movies has brought along more baggage than perhaps game creators intended–and that’s a good thing. For many years, video games basically looked, felt, and played the same. You had your hero, you moved him through a side-scrolling maze o’ enemies and at the end of each level, you’d encounter a boss. Level maps would either scroll left or up, you had to leap over holes in the ground, and powerups would come at inopportune times. For these games (I’m thinking of Contra, Alex Kidd in Miracle World, Mario, Zelda, Bionic Commando…), the only substantial difference between them is the artwork. One is set in a fantasy world with odd and strange creatures, another is set in a different fantasy world with different odd creatures. Game creators didn’t think about aesthetic analysis or speak of their games with the same vocabulary one would use to discuss Chaucer or the films of Alfred Hitchcock. No, games were supposed to be fun, challenging at times, but entertainment none the less. These rules, however, no longer apply.

As the technology and innovation behind video games advanced, they began including cinematic sequences, more developed story lines, and allowed the player to be more creative in HOW they existed in the virtual world. Thus, games could no longer be defined by simple thematic differences but needed something more robust. Naturally, game makers began to think of their games in terms of genres, as their film counterparts had been doing for some time. Doom is horror, Call of Duty is realistic war simulation, Civilization is high-brow strategy. One could easily find films that would also fit these genres. Where games break from traditional cinema is clear to anyone: games are interactive and film is passive. This is why defining games by “genres” can only get one so far.

And then there are the games that become more than the sum of their parts. They become triumphs of a single creative idea realized with blistering clarity. You may wonder what I mean by this; simply that, films such as Rushmore, Rear Window, and Taxi Driver, take on the personality of their principle creator, so much that one can say, “yes, this is a Wes Anderson/Alfred Hitchcock/Martin Scorcese film.” As the craft of designing video games develops, naturally you have individuals that direct/impose their visions onto their games.

American McGee’s Alice is one such game. Our heroine is Alice, a deranged mental institution captive in a dark and twisted version of Alice in Wonderland setting. There is something compelling in taking a perfect little Victorian school girl and seeing just how unseemly she can be. The game is bloody, but not quite horror… it could be best described as a psychological thriller. The dialogue is deceptively menacing, the characters unsettling, and the whole experience puts one at unease. Again, this is a video game, remember? While playing, I keep wondering where the lines of reality blur into fantasy. Is Alice really crazy? If this game occurs all in her head, then what does it say to have her as the “heroine” of her own narrative? How far does the rabbit hole really go? While the graphic engine is a bit dated at this point, the games longevity is not because it looks super slick; no, it retains its playability because it touches on something deeper. The gameplay is challenging, yes, but you can become easily engrossed in this creepy and strange world.

This notion of becoming invested in a game and even identifying with a game’s main character is well understood by psychologists. Freud helped us understand our development in terms of identification in three stages: primary, narcissistic, and tertiary. I mention Freud here only to highlight that indeed we can easy identify with Alice; indeed she is the heroine. You are her animus, you are what makes her move. In American McGee’s Alice, we are asked to identify with the villain, similar to films such as Scarface. Yet here is where the game transcends to a new level: the game has manipulated you to feel a certain way. The game’s creator wanted you to feel unsettled by your co-dependent feelings towards Alice. And boy is it powerful.

American McGee’s Alice is a triumph in tone and in style and has bent and twisted the notion of video game genre as it has defiled Alice and Wonderland. You’ll probably see it laying around in a bargain basement sale and if you do, do yourself a favor and pick it up. It’ll grow on you, as it did me and I’m sure you won’t be disappointed.

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WinDVD

September 16th, 2007

I arrived home to mom and dad’s Monday evening, but was too tired to do much more than simply fire the new laptop up. I nearly have it set up completely now. The penultimate task was resyncing my iTunes library, which is now done. There was an interesting problem with Blu-ray playing along the way, though. It seems WinDVD 8 is quite the little bastard.

Initially I didn’t have any reservations when I saw WinDVD was installed on the computer for playing our friend the Blu-ray disc. Surely since it’s a Sony computer and a Sony proprietary format, the vendor would meet their standards, right? As long as you aren’t a tinkerer, I suppose that could be true.

Unfortunately for me, I bought this laptop with one idea being that I could hook my Xbox 360′s HD DVD drive to it and have both formats covered, if not while I am in the Peace Corps, then afterwards as I reintegrate into society. With that in mind, I hooked the drive up Tuesday and discovered the WinDVD wouldn’t do anything with it. No problem, I will just find an upgrade and that will solve things, right?

Wrong. The upgrade only worked to break the installation of WinDVD BD for Vaio. Since Sony keeps all your backups on a hidden partition, I had no idea how to reinstall the OEM version. A moderately quick call to Sony’s Bangalore office had my software reinstalled and Blu-ray functionality restored.

But I hadn’t succeeded in my task. What to do except keep trying, right?

On the Nero website, I bought a $25 license for HD DVD/Blu-ray playing for Showtime. That was Tuesday night. To this point, all Showtime has done is tell me that Blu-ray discs are unsupported, not to mention HD DVDs. Back to the drawing board, I supposed.

I did notice one interesting quirk in WinDVD BD for Vaio: A tab for HD DVD had been added. This gave me hope! I zeroed in on getting the rest of that functionality installed from the full WinDVD 8. Every time I tried to install it, though, I was struck with error 1721 and 1603. When I tried to uninstall everything and start over from scratch, the uninstaller didn’t work. Bah!

I searched the internet and found info on their user forums that helped remove the old version, allowing me to start over completely with the installation. Installation success finally came, but when I tried to run the software, I ran into an MFC error. Last night I began troubleshooting this problem. There were many posts across the internet about programs causing these errors. I read the solutions hoping to find something that would help me. Most of them ended with people getting new revisions of the software. This was not a good sign.

I turned again to the user forums from Corel. There were five posts linked from a related thread. I read in them the same solution I had tried earlier in the week. I was desperate though, so I tried again and again, looking for anything I might have done wrongly.

It’s worth noting, too, that I had embarked on a separate adventure, the Windows Anytime Upgrade, modifying my Home Premium installation into an Ultimate one. This left me unable to revert to WinDVD BD for Vaio, greatly increasing the need to have this problem solved.

Finally, I decided to try another alternative suggested offhandedly by a post on the AVS Forums…try PowerDVD. I went to their site and purchased the software. Unfortunate to today’s standards, the purchase had to be approved by a human being and it was in the wee hours of Saturday morning in Germany where Cyberlink appeared to be based.

Until 3:30am, I worked and finally gave up. I went to bed with all my hopes pinned on Cyberlink.

When I went back to the computer at about 9 Saturday morning, I had a verification of my purchase along with the download link and my serial number. It took only a few moments to download and a few more to install. I rebooted my computer anxiously.

As Vista Ultimate whirred to life, I noticed something going on…PowerDVD recognized my disc! It started playing The Road Warrior, which had been living in the drive the last few days. Success!

Or at least partial success…I still needed to see what would happen with the 360′s HD DVD drive.

Skip ahead a day. I have just finished watching The Big Lebowski in high def on my new laptop. PowerDVD recognized the drive perfectly and played it’s disc like a champ. Finally, complete success!

I am glad to report that this is a story with a happy ending. This whole Windows Vista thing is a strange journey. I won my first trial, even if it meant kicking WinDVD to the curb.

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Journey

September 3rd, 2007

For the longest time, I eshewed laptops. They were weaker. They couldn’t be upgraded. You had to swap out the drives. The list of things I didn’t like went on and on.

I’ve been forced to reassess, though. In another month, I move to Ukraine for two years. I wanted to have a computer there and a) couldn’t take my tower and monitor and b) didn’t want to shop for a computer there and risk a Cyrillic keyboard layout.

First, I decided what features were going to be important to me. I didn’t want a mammoth-sized system because I need portability. I would want to be able to at least consider some gaming, so it needed to be moderately capable in those regards. I did want to investigate into the new high def era optical media.

One interesting thing is I found very few builders that even had a next gen storage option at all. Thankfully, three companies had options with them. I started exploring the websites for Dell, HP and Sony. The cheapest Blu ray enabled Dell was well over two grand. Sony’s Blu ray started at $1500 and HP had an HD DVD burner I configured just a hair over $1900. Survivor-style, Dell was voted off the island. This left me with a home theater enthusiast battle between HD DVD and Blu ray.

I looked thoroughly at the pros and cons of both formats. Ultimately, Blu ray won because of it’s higher storage capacity. While movies will surely be watched on this laptop, I wanted the ability to archive media and back up internet music purchases. My entire music collection will fit on a dual layer BDR. That was the key decider.

With the base system, I began tossing around whether to get a preconfigured system or custom build. Sony’s FZ180 was very close to what I wanted. It had a solid 2ghz Core 2 Duo and 2 gigs of ram, two things I was committed to. When I tweaked the FZ190, though, I got what I wanted for a few dollars less plus a nice freebie: a Location Free Base Station. Depending on how well it works, that might enable me to see American television while I am overseas.

The system was ordered a week ago and should be in my possession in another week or so. I will write up a review at that time.

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Review:

September 2nd, 2007

I have a friend who was incensed when Wash was killed at the end of Serenity (sorry if I just ruined it for anyone, but that movie is kind of old now). He can enjoy more of Alan Tudyk’s acting in the (relatively) recently released film Death at a Funeral. Sadly Tudyk isn’t a lead member of the ensemble, but he steals every scene he is in and helps tie the story together.

These ensemble pictures are sometimes hard to summarize plotwise, and I am afraid that’s the case here. The briefest, spoiler-free runthrough I can give you is that Daniel’s (Matthew MacFadden) father has passed away. There is going to be a funeral. At that funeral will be psychedelic drugs, grumpy old uncles, a blackmailer and a casket that gets opened way too many times. Ewan Bremmer is here (that would be Spud from Trainspotting, as if you didn’t already know) in a small part as well as Rupert Graves as well as the afore mentioned Tudyk, laying on a sly British accent.

Both I and the friend I saw the film with laughed out loud multiple times over the course of the movie. That’s saying a lot from a black comedy that I expected to be wittertainment. The script by Dean Craig and the direction of the masterful Frank Oz really bring this film to life. Oz has definitely soaked up a great deal of Britishness over the years. The proof is right up there on the screen.

I highly recommend Death at a Funeral. It features all the sorts of things you wish movies had more of…crisp dialog, great acting and a special friend in the form of a dwarf. You will laugh and perhaps be moved by the end. How’s that for an (extremely) late summer picture?

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Mini

August 26th, 2007

Honey is Jessica Alba as a youth instructor in NYC. She has the hottest dance moves and gets noticed by a music video producer. She becomes the hottest hip hop choreographer and tries to share her success by getting her rec center kids in a video. When she spurs her bosses advances, he fires the kids. She decides to open her own dance studio, and suddenly the movie shifts gears to an all out dance finish. Somewhere along the way, a cute little boy gets braids and his brother goes to juvie.

Honey doesn’t sound that bad, and really, it isn’t. It’s just not good, either. It reminds me of the teen movies pumped out in the 80s. For every Wargames, you had at least a dozen My Chauffeurs. I personally think Honey was designed to run indefinitely on Stars Kidz or whatever they call it now. Jessica Alba definitely looks hot in the film, but other than that, a few cute kids and a Missy Elliot cameo, that’s about all there is to this film.

Get Rich or Die Tryin’ stars everyone’s favorite hip hop superstar 50 Cent. I was pretty bored as I screened this flick. The acting was passable, and fortunately it wasn’t anywhere near as expoitive as I feared it would be. There are some nice moments in it, but over all, I don’t see it having much staying power.

Ah, Step Up. It stars Channing Tatum, perhaps one of the most wooden actors I have ever seen, as a kid who hangs with the black kids and gets sentenced to mopping a preppy school when he gets busted one night. At the school, the pretty Jenna Dewan studies ballet. The two meet and infuse classical dancing with energy not seen since Save the Last Dance, a much superior film, and one that this one basically clones.

If Tatum’s performance wasn’t so stilted, it might have had something to it, but as it is, I would suggest not wasting your time. This will be repetitive, but this film is the exact same plot as Save the Last Dance, except with the black/white ratio reversed. If that isn’t insult enough to avoid the film, then let the New Kids on the Block-ish Tatum push it over the edge.

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Building

August 12th, 2007

Building a PC is probably the one right of passage that is required of any self-proclaimed techie. For years I considered building my own machine but avoided for one reason or another. But now, I think it is safe to say that ‘yes’ I am one very tech savvy individual.

Recently I was a very happy laptop owner, but for the last two years I was limping along. Purchased back in 2001, it was my second Gateway machine – a Pentium 4, 2Ghz 356MB RAM, 30GB hard drive. It served me pretty darn well. I did some Photoshop, MS Visual Studio, and even some MMORPGs, though the graphics performance was not all that great. It was the third PC I owned and cost me somewhere around $2500. She would have turned six years old this October.

Like I said, the machine served me well, but I had been nursing it along for quite some time. About three years ago, I had issues with the machine randomly shutting down on me. This was most likely because of overheating. I first thought the machine had power issues, so I spent $40 on a new power supply. Three months later I purchased a new battery. About a year ago I gathered the gumption to take the laptop apart and clean the heatsink and apply new thermal paste (I waited to crack the case in order not to void the warranty). It ran solid for another year. After reading about this incredible feat, my friend Will said to me, “Zandi, if you can take apart and put back together a laptop, you damn sure are able to build your own machine!”

Ironically, a few weeks ago, just after ordering an external hard drive and backing up my precious data, a thunderstorm rolled through the neighborhood. The power flickered but nothing seemed wrong. About 10 minutes after my lappy gave the BSOD with a kernel error. For several days I tried to work on my laptop, which seemed fine. As soon as the laptop got warm enough, I heard a springy click and about 5 minutes later the same kernel error came back. With a little research on the web, I discovered that the hard drive was most likely going bad. It was over! I had to get a new machine.

Sure, I was second-guessing myself. Wasn’t building a PC something that only people with A+ certifications did? What about electrostatic discharge? What if components came DOA? How the heck do you read the schematics for pins on the mobo? Luckily, I had several friends who had built their own machines so I had no problem getting guidance. For damn sure I didn’t want to spend another $2000 to $3000 on another machine, and I did not want to even think about saving personal stuff on my work issued laptop. So it was off to Newegg to shop for components.

Honestly I wanted to spend about $1100 on machine components. It actually ended up costing me about $1275 after shipping. That figure may seem high, but it included a new copy of XP Pro, a Samsung 22.1” monitor, a “media” keyboard, and a snazzy ergonomic mouse by Logitech. I decided I didn’t want to go through the ordeal of trying to convert my Gateway’s XP Home edition to this new machine and I avoided XP Pro 64bit. It was advised against since there were so many driver support issues. I may not have ended up with an OS that could take advantage of a dual core, but I still ended up building a pretty robust machine – AMD Athalon 64 X2, ATI Sapphire Radeon X1950GT 512MB graphics card, 2GB of RAM and a 320GB SATA 3.0GB hard drive – all built in a mini-tower.

I did encounter a few problems while building. 1.) the Zalmar heatsink/fan suggested didn’t fit. 2.) Freaking out about the possibility of shorting out the motherboard if I didn’t do the connections for the LEDs right. 3.) the TV tuner I order gave several problems with the driver installation. 4.) Samsung had a cluster of 3 or 4 dead pixels – at least 8 are required for returns. 5.) Working with a mini-tower was a bit of a squeeze, but luckily I have small hands, so that wasn’t much of an issue.

In the end I was able to find a friend who could use the Zalmar fan. I figured out how to read the motherboard schematics and was able to get the LEDs, power buttons, etc. without shorting out the motherboard. I RMAed the TV card I plan to purchase either a Hauppauge or ATI TV card at a later time, and as for the dead pixels…thankfully they are in a portion of the screen where I don’t usually travel. I guess I will have to live with them, but it’s very annoying to know they are there.

Why this configuration? I wanted to option of watching TV in my office (I work from home). I also wanted a decent graphics card if I wanted to play a few older PC games or jump in an MMORPG. The 320GB hard drive is enough for me since I don’t do a ton of recording or a lot with photos, but my mini-tower has a bay for a second hard drive if I ever need it. Also I partitioned the hard drive, giving me ample space to mess around with any flavor of Linux and Beryl.

Overall I am pretty pleased with the end result. On top of that I should be pretty good PC-wise for the next few years. I am not a hardcore PC gamer, but should I ever be in the mood, it will be easier changing the components of this machine than purchasing an entire new one. I am over being a laptop devotee? Hardly, but I am at peace having a desktop machine for the time being. The list of components I gave is not exhaustive one, but for what I spent, I believe I got a lot of bang for my buck!

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Review:

August 5th, 2007

Thank God for premium cable television. There are fewer boundries, few restrictions, and freedom to do as one pleases. For these reasons, HBO and Showtime draw some of the best talent and they tend to do their best work. The same is true for Showtime’s new series Californication.

David Duchovny

Californication is a sexy, wild, and fun ride. David Duchovny stars as Hank Moody, a writer suffering from a crisis faith with an inability to write. He’s got an ex-wife (Natascha McElhone) and a daughter (Madeleine Martin) and the busiest sex life an unemployed, unmotivated, fucked up guy can have (and that’s A LOT of sex). He’s a perpetually self-loathing smart ass who can’t seem to move on from his split with his wife and after his soul-searching, dark novel was turned into a happy romantic comedy.

But Duchovny’s pitch-perfect performance adds intelligence and depth to Hank and a longing for something greater. What he is searching for, he cannot find, and the salacious situations he finds himself continually buried under make this a jilarios time. McElhone is not to be taken lightly either; she is Hank’s core and brings the right about of sexiness and nurturing quality to her character to nicely counterbalance Hank’s imbalance.

Some good twists and continuing storylines are well established in the pilot and certainly will play out in the future. The writing is strong, even though a little suprising from a writer whose only other credit that I can find is for Dawson’s Creek. Series directors, however, have a good pedigree and this may be a good instance of fresh scripts working well with established directors to make a fantastic episode. I think I’ll stick around for a while to see what Hank’s future holds.

6 outta 7.

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