Robin
Sunday, April 29th, 20071 star
This record is the first record I was asked to review by someone. I totally admit new-school R&B music isn’t my thing. I’ve tried to be impartial, but I can’t help it. The Evolution of Robin Thicke is mostly garbage. Robin Thicke, the son of actor Alan Thicke, reminds me a little bit of Justin Timberlake, in that he sings in falsetto way too much. But even when he’s not singing in falsetto, he sounds like a wuss (for lack of a better word). While I was listening to the album, I couldn’t help but think about the field day Beavis & Butt-Head would have with Thicke.
The mostly cheesy lyrics bottom out in “Lost Without U”: “Tell me how u love me more and how u think Im sexy baby/That u dont want nobody else/U dont want this guy u dont want that guy/U wanna touch yourself when u see me/Tell me how u love my body.” Yes, all the lyrics are written in text language.
The musical sound is incredibly generic. It sounds like most of the R&B rubbish that dominates the charts nowadays. The opener, “Got 2 Be Down,” features Faith Evans and is perhaps the most generic of all. “I Need Love” sounds like that stupid McDonald’s jingle: “Ba-da ba ba ba. I’m lovin’ it.”
The record’s a little frustrating because it’s way too long. It’s also frustrating because Thicke shows some signs of potential. In “Ask Myself,” Thicke makes it clear he actually has a good voice. He’s almost Stevie Wonder-like in it. Why couldn’t he sound like that throughout this mess? “Wanna Love U Girl” features Pharrell and is funky and danceable, but the lyrics are very weak. “Can U Believe” is a well-written pop song, but Thicke’s vocal style ruins it. That high-pitched “Ooh” has to go. The two highlights of the album are “Everything I Can’t Have” and “Cocaine.” The former is a cool Latin song that is undeniably catchy. While listening to the latter, I found myself dancing around like an idiot in my living room. It’s great. The bottom line with this record, though, is don’t waste your time. Ba-da ba ba ba. I’m not lovin’ it.
Scale:
0. Shoot yourself
1. Poor
2. So-So
3. Good
4. Excellent
5. Instant classic