Most movies are garbage. There, I said it.
There are actually many great movies released every year. Unfortunately, it’s like sifting through a garbage dump for your grandmother’s pearl earrings that were accidentally thrown away.
That’s why everyone needs film-geek friends; they can tell you what movie to rent on a Friday night that will get you laid, or what movie to watch that will make that big, burly biker guy weep. Honestly, they are just really valuable people to have on your team.
I am your film-geek friend. I want you to see movies that are quality, entertaining films so you can enjoy the most that the medium has to offer.
As such, I have put together a list of five films you probably missed. It’s not your fault, and I don’t blame you. It’s easy to miss these things for that one week they are available in the Big, Huge, Giant, Blue Rental Chain before they are moved to the discount bin. Heck, some of these films came out on DVD while said Blue Rental Chain still was on the fence about the format.
Enough commentary. Here is the inaugural list of five. Check them out. I think you’ll be entertained.
1. Waking the Dead – Directed by Keith Gordon, best known as Rodney Dangerfield’s son in Back to School, Waking the Dead tells a hauntingly eerie love story about what happens to a man when he ignores what he loves and who he is. It stars the lovely Jennifer Connelly and introduced me to Billy Crudup, who you probably know better from rolls in Big Fish and Almost Famous. The performances are solid, especially Crudup, who manages to convey all the emotion anyone would experience if someone who vanished from your life suddenly reappeared.
2. The Dish – Those Aussies do great work on their continent. We all know that, right? Unfortunately, it’s hard for their films to get any great traction here unless there is someone fighting crocodiles in them. That was especially the case with 2000′s The Dish, a film about the moon landing and Australia’s role in making that happen. It’s a small, modestly budgeted film, and I love it. The cast is led by Sam Neill and features the most legitimately patriotic ending I have ever seen on film. If you want to feel better about being an American in these dark times, or if you want to be reminded how amazing human beings can be, watch this film.
3. Twice Upon a Time – I was tempted not to put this film on the list. It isn’t because it isn’t a lot of fun. It’s amazing and features an animation technique used regularly by the South Park guys, except I don’t think John Korty and Charles Swenson had the help of computers. Mostly it’s the fact that the film is not available on DVD, which is criminal. The plot revolves around Ralph, the All-Purpose Animal (voiced by Lorenzo) and Mumford the No-Purpose Nobody’s quest to rescue the Rushers of Din from permanent nightmares at the hands of Synonamess Botch. It’s witertainment at its best! Unfortunately, the best you can do is get an edited-for-kids VHS tape until Warners decides to give us what we want. (And thanks to Mark Kermode for the term witertainment.)
4. The Corporation – It’s a documentary. It’s from Canada. It’s one of the most important stories committed to polyester. You see, the American legal system gave businesses the same rights as normal everyday people. Unfortunately, if you subject corporate behavior to a human’s psychological test, you’d see that they are among the worst psychopaths the world has ever seen. This film investigates where and when things went wrong and encourages you to do something about it. Mostly it really helps open your eyes to what’s going on around you and what kind of monsters we have unleashed on the planet.
5. Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi (that’s Spirited Away in English) – So maybe you actually have seen this flick. It was a hit in its native Japan and did pretty well when Disney localized it for the United States. It’s by Japan’s Walt Disney, Hayao Miyazaki, and is every bit as magical as the films Walt brought to the screen. Chihiro’s parents have been turned into pigs by the spirits that haunt an old amusement park. Chihiro must find a way to restore them. The plot is as simple as that, but the journey is amazing. Like many Miyazaki films, there are no evil villains, just characters that are following their own motivations, pretty much just like real life. The way the animation brings the locations and situations to life is astounding. This is one film I honestly can say I love.
There are other films I want to suggest, but that’s enough for now. And just as a reminder to myself for next time, “DD” is here to remind me of another Aussie film you will enjoy.
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